When the answer to a yes-no question is a color
Jack and I were in the bathroom getting ready for work and school.
me: Hey Jack..,Are you a good boy or a bad boy?
Jack: (looks up from the sink where he’s brushing his teeth.) Both.
me: Both? How is it both?
me: Huh? Which is it funny man?
me: Which is it, good or bad?
me: No answer, eh? Can’t decide?