Jack: I figured out life.
me: What took you so long?
Jack: All you do are these things: eat, drink, sleep, learn and play.
me: What about potty?
Jack: Oh yeah.
me: Food goes in, it’s gotta come out.
Jack: So there’s 6 things.
me: What about work?
Jack: That’s under “play”.
me: Oh
Jack: Only 6 things to all of our whole life?? That’s it??!!!