I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

I like stinky

Says Jack. NOT ME! Please remember, and don’t ever forget…never walk up the stairs behind a 6-year old that ate a funky rice ball. You can quote me on that.

me: Jack! Is that you that stinks? What the heck! (cough cough!)

Jack: (laughing and reading as he walks up the garage steps) Yep, isn’t it great?

me: What? Great? Can’t you excuse yourself? Sheesh, what did you eat?

Jack: It was the rice ball from that stinky deli. That place STINKS!

me: Yeah, well now you stink.

Jack: You know what I love? I love eating food that gives me a tummy ache because I know I’ll stink later. I love that.

me: – – –

(Sigh)

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3 responses

  1. Fox4649

    That’s his human-repulsion field forming at such a young age.

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    February 10, 2011 at 10:38 am

  2. OMG this is too funny. Our little guys must be on the same “farty” vibe this week! Check out my recent post…

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    February 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm

  3. Boys are just G-R-O-S-S! One of my friends had her son take off his poopy diaper and throw it at her today. It’s like a genetic thing to be disgusting. haha.

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    February 10, 2011 at 10:47 pm

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