I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Put Wal-Mart Outta Biz

Jack; The Home Depot is open!

me: No, it says “Coming Soon”…it’s almost open.

Jack: I can’t wait to go there. Does this mean Walmart won’t come here?

me: Huh? What do you mean?

Jack: If a big Home Depot is here, will it scare Walmart away?

me: I don’t think we’re getting a Walmart ever…

Jack: Good because I HATE them and hope they close. They’re bad, right?

me: Some of the things they do aren’t great.

Jack: What’s bigger, Walmart or Target?

me: They’re both pretty big. Why?

Jack: If we could build the biggest Target in front of all of the Walmarts then maybe they’d go outta business for good.

me: That’s a thought.

Jack: Why do Walmarts make all the small stores close?

me: They take business away from the small places and then the small places have to shut down.

Jack: But how do we stop it!???

me: If you hate it so much, then don’t ever shop at Walmart. That’s about all you can do.

Jack: Yeah, they take money away from schools!

me: I think it’s more that they don’t give as much to schools as other stores do. They don’t actually steal from the schools.

Jack: But they do bad things to the people that work there. I hope they all close, and then all the little stores can come back. I like those better. You don’t have to walk around as much to get stuff.



2 responses

  1. Emily

    Hahahah, I love this story! I did see that Home Depot is coming soon too which is actually pretty exciting. We took a drive up that way to “explore” haha.


    February 16, 2011 at 8:07 am

  2. I can’t wait to visit the new HD! So close! Yay! (Evil Walmart hahaha)


    February 16, 2011 at 9:22 am

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