Herbasaurus

me: What did you eat for lunch today?

Jack: I got the tuna sandwich because I didn’t know if they had pizza.

me: Don’t they always have pizza? Why didn’t you check when you were in line?

Jack: OKAY! The reason I got that was because “someone” else got tuna and that’s why.

me: Who got the tuna?

Jack: (mumbling) Claudia

me: Oh…

Jack: She’s a vegetarian

me: You know fish is a live thing.

Jack: Well she doesn’t eat REAL meat.

me: She’s a pescatarian then.

Jack: What’s that?

me: They only eat fish, and no meat at all. I was that for awhile…

Dennis: (mouthing to me) You’re an annoyitarian.