me: What did you eat for lunch today?
Jack: I got the tuna sandwich because I didn’t know if they had pizza.
me: Don’t they always have pizza? Why didn’t you check when you were in line?
Jack: OKAY! The reason I got that was because “someone” else got tuna and that’s why.
me: Who got the tuna?
Jack: (mumbling) Claudia
Jack: She’s a vegetarian
me: You know fish is a live thing.
Jack: Well she doesn’t eat REAL meat.
me: She’s a pescatarian then.
Jack: What’s that?
me: They only eat fish, and no meat at all. I was that for awhile…
Dennis: (mouthing to me) You’re an annoyitarian.