Jack: Oh cool! You bought the frosted wheat cereal! I want that for breakfast.
me: Okay…
Jack: (after finishing the bowl) Can I have this 100 calorie oreo pack?
me: Sure… (It’s not even 7:30 a.m!) Here, eat over this plate while I go get dressed. Mommy and Daddy are leaving in a little while and Grandma is coming over.
(I come out a few minutes later)
me: Hey, where’d you get that munchkin?
Jack: Daddy… He said I can have two…
me: Oh geez, I think that’s enough.
Jack: (running around the room) It’s NEVERRRR enough. Hahahahahaaaaaa!
Dennis: Glad we’re leaving him with your Mom today.
me: Shhhhh!
Sh*t My 18-Year-Old Says 