me: Jack, I’m sooo proud of you today. You got an excellent report from school and you earned some video time!
Jack: Yaayyyy! Oh this is gonna be good!
(Said referring to our new system whereby Jack earns video minutes by earning points at school. We have to do SOMEthing!)
me: You must be proud of yourself sweetie!
Jack: Yeah. Can I tell you something?
Jack: On the bus someone called me a name and then I called them a nerd.
me: Who was it?
Jack: A bus patrol OLDER girl.
me: Please don’t call her names, okay? Just ignore her.
Jack: She called it first. Then she said she was gonna report me for saying nerd and then she asked me my name but I gave a FAKE last name hahaha, but then this other kid asked me what my real last name was and I whispered it to him and then he YELLED it out and the bus patrol girl knows it now. But I don’t think she reported me.
Jack: Huh? Anyway I told her “you and your gang of friends are a bunch of nerds and you should go in a hole with a pile of dynamite”
me: Sigh, Jaacckkkk… How does that sound to you? Good?
Jack: It sounds just right when she started it.