Jack: You know what’s the worst about girls?
me: No I don’t. But you’re gonna tell me?
Jack: They like pink things. And boys HATE pink.
me: Why do you think that is. I mean, pink is just a color.
Jack: But it’s a color that girls like. So that’s why.
me: Oh. I don’t really like pink.
Jack: (ignoring me) And you know what else is the WORST. I mean, this is just crazier than my life!
me: (I love when he says that…) What’s the worst?
Jack: Girls like princesses and they’re NOT EVEN REAL! Ha ha ha haaa!
Jack: (interrupts) And boys like Lego Guys and THEY ARE REAL! So we’re better.
me: What if they make Lego Princesses?
Jack: That’ll never happen. Don’t try to distract me.