I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Why do you run?

Jack: Mom why do you have to run EVERY DAY???
me: I run like once a week if I’m lucky. Maybe twice.
Jack: Well, stop!
me: I’d weigh 400 pounds if I stopped.
Jack: Don’t you weigh that right now?
me: Grrrr!

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