Cheater, cheater looks like a weiner
My new favorite phrase, plucked from the list of things that 6-year-old boys shout at each other. Jack learned that one from his cousin.
Jack: He called me a weiner!
Jack: Uncle Jeff!!! Joey called me a weiner!
Joey: No, I’m not calling YOU a weiner, it’s just something you say when someone is cheating.
me: Can you all stop saying weiner now?
A few other phrases that I’ve heard recently are:
– That’s because you’re a liar
– Go drink a tunafish milkshake
It only gets better from here, or so I’m told. Can’t wait! The best thing I heard Jack say today was referencing the Tough Mudder event I’m going to on Saturday. We looked at some facebook pictures of the obstacles being built.
Jack: Awwww look at that! (chair lift towers laying on the ground) I wonder if that’s the mystery obstacle!?
I thought it was funny that he even knew there WAS a mystery obstacle. Funny kid!