So, after I pull him out of the toilet…
… I simply can’t stop laughing my a** off. I was snorting with the effort to try and stop laughing. Jack only got madder!
(5 minutes before that)
Jack: (point point)
me: If you have to go, just GO.
Jack: Can you lift the lid? I’m not washing my hands again.
me: Sigh. (he pees) Give me your hands, those nails are getting clipped now.
Jack: Ohhhh, I HATE this!!!
me: One more second, stop moving so much.
Jack: Let me sit down then. (He turns, sits and SPLOOSH, right in up to his waist. Hadn’t even flushed from before.) AHHHHGGGGGHGHGHGHGHHH!!
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA (snort) Cough, haha, um Sorry…chuckle chuckle… (hiding my face as he wails)
Jack: Call Daddy!!!! Waaahhhhhhh!
me: He can’t hear us, he’s out using the grill.
(15 minutes before THAT)
Jack: (all changed into clean clothes) Ahhhh, I LOVE being in clean clothes.
me: Do you want your blanket?
Jack: Yessss! (he gets all wrapped up in it and mocks being something big and furry as usual)
me: I think we should do a bath later?
Jack: Nahhh, we just did one the other day and I’m sooo clean.
LOL! It was shocking to say the least, but so damn funny. The look on his face was priceless.