me: Jack, what would you like for breakfast?
me: Seriously, oatmeal or cereal?
Jack: Both. But can I have a banana while I’m waiting, and some cheese?
me: Banana yes. Cheese no.
Jack: But I’m starving!!!
me: So start with the banana and I’ll get you the oatmeal. It’ll be ready in a minute okay?
Jack: (chewing the banana) I’m almost done with this and you haven’t even started the oatmeal!
me: Jack, I have to actually walk over to the counter and make it, it’s not magic.
Jack: WELL IT SHOULD BE! (he tosses the banana peel, grabs a box of dry cereal and starts munching…)