I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

14 years from now

Jack: (talking to me from his bubble bath) Mom, what’s 60 divided by an hour?

me: Ummm, I don’t understand the question.

Jack: Take 60…and then DIVIDE…by an…hour…

me: (laughing) Just because you say the same thing slower, it doesn’t mean I’ll understand.

Jack: Eh, it was worth a shot. So what’s the answer? Wait…you don’t have to answer me now. Just think about it and answer me in 14 years.

me: In 14 years. You want an answer. To the question I don’t understand.

Jack: Oh you’ll understand it by then I think.

me: When you’re 20?

Jack: (doing the math in his head) Yeah! I’ll be 20! And there will be some new math out then that will help you.

me: New math?

Jack: And there will be new protein matter then too.

me: Protein?

Jack: Yeah. There will be a whole lotta new stuff, so you can use that to figure out the answer. Don’t forget the question, okay?

me: What’s 60 divided by an hour…

Jack; Yeah. I have other questions for you, but that should be enough for now.

me: That one will keep me busy for 14 years, eh?

Jack: Welllll, by then you can probably go back in time and tell yourself the answer right now.

me: I’m getting a headache.

Jack: That’s exactly what you said in the future! (he shakes his head and continues to hold a toy under the water, let it go, and watch it sploosh through the air.)

me: You’re starting to freak me out.

Jack: It’s okay Bubby.

me: Sigh.

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2 responses

  1. My favorite so far! As much as I tried, I couldn’t keep myself from thinking nerdy:

    Sixty divided by an hour.. which can be written as 60/hour, 60/hr and said “Sixty per hour”.. a rate of something, like pay or the speed of a car. . . ???

    Well, you have 14 years to figure it out, no biggie.

    Edwin
    http://awkwardlist.com

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    June 18, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    • I don’t think you helped me very much! LOL! But thanks for trying. 🙂 I can’t imagine what kind of mush my brain will be in 14 years…

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      June 20, 2011 at 8:16 am

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