He’s still saying sh*t!
Here are some of the top sayings from today. And, mind you, he spent the day in summer camp, so he gets this all out of his system from 4pm til bedtime!
“If you were a robot, would you tell me?”
“I know what a few means. It means 4 because you just have to count the letters. 4 letters!”
“There are SO many people who think you are lame, I can’t even tell you the number.”
“I peed a little in the bath, but it’s okay because the water is soapy.”
“Can you not pick me up during play time at camp? Oh wait, there’s like 3 play times…so maybe I should just skip the 3rd play time. No, maybe you should just adjust your schedule to NOT pick me up during play time!”
“My face is clean, I splashed some water on it.”
“How come we can’t eat every meal in front of the TV?”
“Don’t worry, I cleaned your toothbrush for you.”
(anyone else worried by that last one?)