I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

He’s still saying sh*t!

Here are some of the top sayings from today. And, mind you, he spent the day in summer camp, so he gets this all out of his system from 4pm til bedtime!

“If you were a robot, would you tell me?”

“I know what a few means. It means 4 because you just have to count the letters. 4 letters!”

“There are SO many people who think you are lame, I can’t even tell you the number.”

“I peed a little in the bath, but it’s okay because the water is soapy.”

“Can you not pick me up during play time at camp? Oh wait, there’s like 3 play times…so maybe I should just skip the 3rd play time. No, maybe you should just adjust your schedule to NOT pick me up during play time!”

“My face is clean, I splashed some water on it.”

“How come we can’t eat every meal in front of the TV?”

“Don’t worry, I cleaned your toothbrush for you.”

(anyone else worried by that last one?)

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6 responses

  1. The last one does kinda worry me. You might want to think about buying another toothbrush if you haven’t already. Hehehe :0) Kids say the darnest things. I don’t have any kids yet, but I have been told to keep a pen and paper around just to write these sayings down. :0)

    June 27, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    • LOL! Yeah, I don’t even want to know the answer to that one. And now, with my advancing years, ha ha, I have to keep a list of the sh*t my son says or else I sometimes forget.

      June 28, 2011 at 12:26 pm

  2. I like the one where he asks you to adjust your schedule to not pick him up during play time.
    My kids never talked like that, it was more like, “No, no, no, NO! Why do you always have to pick me up? I’m not going! I want to play!!!” Other days it was, “Finally! What took you so long?” I never knew what I was going to get from day to day.

    June 28, 2011 at 12:13 am

    • I think because Jack is an only child, we’ve always talked to him just like an adult…for the most part. So he’s very well spoken, much to our chagrin! And his delivery is usually spot on. Sigh!!

      June 28, 2011 at 12:29 pm

  3. I tell ya, you must have GREAT abs from all the exercise via laughing you do every day! This kid is hilarious. Do you see a stand up comic in his future?

    June 30, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    • You’d actually think the abs would be better! haha! But alas…I would have to laugh in my sleep. But yes, stand-up comic is something I just discussed with a friend of mine. He has no fear of speaking in public. He’s kind of rude. Has a wacky sense of humor, and likes to gross people out. Probably a “prop” kind of comedian. Too funny!

      June 30, 2011 at 1:30 pm

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