Well it makes sense to ME…
Conversation #1:
Jack: The last tooth came out when I was eating a bagel, remember?
me: Yeah, a few of my teeth came out when I was eating sandwiches… (then I say like a wise old sage) It’s always the bread that takes the teeth out.
Jack: Hmmm…(ponders this wisdom)
Conversation #2:
me: (yelling from the other room) Why are you sharpening knives! I hear you!
Jack: Because I need to do stuff!
me: Put the knives away!!
Jack: IT’S ONLY ONE KNIFE AND A FORK!
me: (coming into the kitchen to see Jack slicing a knife and fork back together like a swordsman sharpening his tools) AWAY please!
Jack: You never let me do anything fun!
Conversation #3:
Jack: (climbing on our neighbors swingset) Ugh, I need a cup!
me: For what, are you thirsty?
Jack: Hellooo, to protect my PENIS!!??
me: (LOL!)
Wrong kind of cup. I am surprised he even knows about that.
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I’m sure I told him about boy’s cups at one point… I just didn’t think he’d remember and use it in context! Yeah, this child will always be able to surprise me…
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Gotta love them kids!!! lol
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And it never ends! That’s the funny part. I’ll have material until he moves out. 🙂
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to infinity AND BEYOND
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You’re a mean mean mommy. I bet you don’t let him run with scissors or play with matches either.
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Oh I am the WORST! I wouldn’t let him dunk his socks in a glass of water and then freeze it to make stinky sock pops, I wouldn’t let him keep a giant black spider under his pillow as a pet, I also would NOT let him start my car and just back it out of the garage (not really DRIVE it Mommy, just MOVE it for you…). Poor kid…
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I’m smarter than you. My almost 12-year-old asked for “Call of Duty Black Ops” rated M for mature because he’s played it at TWO of his friends’ houses and I told him, “Let’s ask your dad tonight.” teehee…Dad’s TOTALLY gonna say no, but Noah will know that I rode the fence (when really I’m thinkin HELL TO THE NO!).
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Oh, good one! I’ll have to stalk you for advice in a few years. 🙂 Funny what some parents DO allow…Sigh…
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i seriously laughed out loud with convo 3.
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