Well it makes sense to ME…
Jack: The last tooth came out when I was eating a bagel, remember?
me: Yeah, a few of my teeth came out when I was eating sandwiches… (then I say like a wise old sage) It’s always the bread that takes the teeth out.
Jack: Hmmm…(ponders this wisdom)
me: (yelling from the other room) Why are you sharpening knives! I hear you!
Jack: Because I need to do stuff!
me: Put the knives away!!
Jack: IT’S ONLY ONE KNIFE AND A FORK!
me: (coming into the kitchen to see Jack slicing a knife and fork back together like a swordsman sharpening his tools) AWAY please!
Jack: You never let me do anything fun!
Jack: (climbing on our neighbors swingset) Ugh, I need a cup!
me: For what, are you thirsty?
Jack: Hellooo, to protect my PENIS!!??