I don’t mean that in a bad way… 🙂
I just put Jack to bed. For the 3rd time. Anyone else having nights like this?
Jack: Mom, I’m afraid!
me: Aww, there’s nothing to be afraid of! (I thought the Calvin and Hobbes “monsters under the bed” cartoons were finally getting to him.)
Jack: Yes there is. They’re going to do a finger prick to get blood at my 7-year-old checkup!
me: Jack, that’s like 7 months away…
Jack: But I don’t like it! I would rather get another shot than do a finger prick.
me: Maybe we can ask them to take blood from your arm instead.
Jack: A finger prick IN MY ARM??!!!!
me: Sigh. No I mean, use a needle, since you’re not afraid of those anymore.
Jack: Oh. Can they do that?
me: We can ask. Why not? Most kids are afraid of the shots and not the finger prick. You’re the opposite.
Jack: I’m always the opposite.
me: Tell me something I don’t know.
Jack: If they don’t allow blood to come out of my arm, we’re getting out of that place and you’re driving me home.
me: Okay. It’s a deal. (Can they take blood from your arm?? I think it’s just from your wrist, right? Ah, crap. Well I have 7 months to work this out.)
Jack: Okay, thanks…
me: (almost made it out of the room)…
Jack: I feel nauseous and I don’t like counting sheep and I’m not tired!
But alas, I finally did make it out alive. Jack’s going to be tired tomorrow. He woke me up at 5:39 today. So actually I’LL be tired tomorrow.
And for those of you (2) that participated in my basil pooping plant contest, Ha, I will now show you the answer to the mystery. What are the little drops that keep falling off my cut stems of basil? Hmm?? HMMMM!!???
Caterpillar poop! Or pooplets as the case may be. See??
Deal with it. I’m not a contest organizer. And if any of you know anything about caterpillars, he turned white in the last day. WTF. Is he turning into a moth or something? We have a butterfly house. Should we stuff him and the basil in it? Keep him as a pet? Should I let him go? Ahhhhh!! Is this inhumane???
Earlier this week…
me: Aww, Jack this carpenter ant is still alive. I think Bella mangled him. (Shut up. Yes I save carpenter ants.)
Jack: Awwww, poor little guy!
me: Should we kill him and put him out of his misery?
Jack: NO! Is he going to get better?
me: I’m afraid not. He might be suffering.
Jack: Let’s put him outside in a comfy spot and he’ll die on his own.
me: Do you think that’s better than helping him so he doesn’t suffer?
Jack: That’s always better. You have to die on your own Mom.
me: Really? I always want to help.
Jack: We’re not supposed to help.
Jack was very convincing. We placed the ant in a shady spot on the deck. When we came back a few minutes later he was curled up and dead. The ant. Jack said “See? He did it on his own.” I once hit a squirrel with my car, very severely, and I went back to “finish him off”. It was just about the most sickening thing I’ve ever done. Should I have left him there? Even I’m learning things from this little 6-year-old.