He does more before 7am than most people do all day
Jack: Wake up!
me: (one eye opening slowly, peering at the alarm clock) 7:00? Yayyyy Jack, you finally had a good night’s sleep! (this kid has been waking up before the birds for the last few weeks)
Jack: (jumping up on the bed to begin “tickle torture”) What? No I didn’t. I already played quietly from 5:29 until 6:01, then read my book until 6:31, then watched 20 minutes of Toy Story. (he starts bouncing on the mattress). I ate breakfast already too! Now what can I do?????
me: (pulling the blanket over my head, wondering what his room and the kitchen might look like now…) Guess you can go get in the car.