I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Half Dirt Half Road?

Jack: Is that one dirt?

me: Nah, it’s road.

Jack: What about that one, the black one?

me: Mmmm, that might be half dirt half road.

Jack: What about that white one with the big tires?

me: That one could be more dirt and less road.

Jack: Is ours half and half too?

me: Maybe 70% dirt, 30% road. We mostly drive on the road though, but we could go in the dirt.

Jack: What about water? Is ours good in water?

me: Not deep water.

Jack: Can I get one that’s all dirt?

me: You have a bike.

Jack: But it’s ROAD only!

me: Yours is probably half and half. You can go in dirt if you want.

Jack: No, it’s all road. Plus I want a motor.

me: You can’t have that until you’re a teenager.

Jack: Well, then without a motor… but I want the all dirt kind, NO road, or maybe all dirt and ALL road. Do they do those kind?

me: Yeah. They’re expensive.

Jack: That’s why you work though, right?

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2 responses

  1. ” That’s why you work though, right?” – Hilarious! Clever kid you have there!

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    July 29, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    • I don’t know why he is the king of one-liners. Sheesh! It’s kinda why I started this blog. 🙂

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      July 29, 2011 at 10:27 pm

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