I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Super spy

Jack: I’m gonna need some wood, rope, nails and some chalk.

me: For what?

Jack: Nothing.

me: Yeah right. Is that all you need?

Jack: Springs?

me: Let me guess, the kind that you hook to your shoes to jump over high things? Maybe?

Jack: (look of awe) How did you know?

me: I was 6 once.

Jack: No you weren’t.

me: Really? I just popped out at age 42?

Jack: Gross. Now are you gonna get me the supplies or what?

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2 responses

  1. So you gave him all that stuff right? Right…

    August 16, 2011 at 1:41 am

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