Jack: I’m gonna need some wood, rope, nails and some chalk.
me: For what?
me: Yeah right. Is that all you need?
me: Let me guess, the kind that you hook to your shoes to jump over high things? Maybe?
Jack: (look of awe) How did you know?
me: I was 6 once.
Jack: No you weren’t.
me: Really? I just popped out at age 42?
Jack: Gross. Now are you gonna get me the supplies or what?