Jack: Are you going to have another baby to replace me?
me: No, why would you think that?
Jack: I don’t know. Then can I have a baby brother?
me: To torture?
me: It’s not magic you know, you have to have a mommy and a daddy.
Jack: You don’t have to be married to have a baby you know.
me: I know, but you do need mommy parts and daddy parts.
Jack: What do you ever need a daddy for? All they do is stand there and watch it come out of your butt!