Jack: Vixen Overkill!!! Yeahhhh!!!
me: What??
Jack: My band.
me: You have a band?
Jack: Not yet. But I will.
me: Cool. What will you play?
Jack: I’ll sing. Then I don’t have to learn anything.
me: Aha. So how did you come up with that band name. Do you even know what that means?
Jack: Of course I do! (he chuckles and I worry that his friends are teaching him some more bad things)
me: Well? What does it mean.
Jack: No, first, here’s how you GET to your band name.
me: Oh this should be good. How does one get to “Vixen”, hmmm?
Jack: Okay, FIRST you take one of Santa’s reindeer names. So I picked Vixen.
me: (had to hide my surprise) Oh REALLY? Interesting.
Jack: And then you look around to the computer that’s close to you and read the writing on it. I saw the computer at camp said ADC something something and then Overkill. Cool huh?
me: Who told you how to do this?
Jack: I just TOLD you that I came up with it! Sheesh!
me: Wow, I’m impressed. So what would my band name be?
Jack: Do the formula.
me: Okay…I pick Comet. (and I look at my computer for the first words that pop out) Ummm, this is an iMac, so I don’t see any words. Let me look on the little hub down here. Oh, it says “setup”.
Jack: Comet Setup. Well, it’s not as cool as Vixen Overkill, but it’s the name you have to use. (he looks at me with big eyes and nods solemnly)
Comet Setup isn’t that bad of a name, you will have to learn to like it. It’s your bands name now. FOREVER !!
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It’s just awful and I refuse to go on stage with that name. Vixen Overkill is totally better.
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