I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Very tired quote of the day

me: (gasp) 7:05! Shit!! (run upstairs) Jack, honey it’s time to get up. We overslept. (I trip on a toy and crash into his bed muffling another curse.)

Jack: YOU overslept. I was right here trying to get more sleep. So while you figure out what your doing, I’m going back to bed. (pulls covers up over his head)

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4 responses

  1. He’s got a point!

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    September 7, 2011 at 10:42 pm

  2. Wake him up and make him do push-ups. Lots and lots of push-ups.

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    September 7, 2011 at 11:47 pm

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