And now back to our regularly scheduled blogging…
Jack: Ow ow ow ow oowwwwwwww OWWWWW!
me: (running into the bedroom) What happened???
Jack: I was doing a headstand off of the bed and then flipped over and hit the bureau. OWWWWW!!!!
me: (rubbing his head) Oh Jack, are you okay?? Please don’t do headstands off of the furniture. Use your common sense please.
Jack: I have common sense, but I choose to ignore it.