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Lick my tooth, and other words of wisdom

Have you missed us? Or did you not notice we were gone for a few days? Jack and I headed to Orlando for a long weekend… VERY hot these past few days. In Epcot we scooted through the sun from one air conditioned bliss-filled building to the next. It totally makes me appreciate Fall in New England. At least we have some oxygen up here. There was literally none down in Florida. We gasped for 4 days.

So, since the hotel didn’t have any wi-fi (well any convenient wi-fi) I opted to skip posting for what might be my longest stretch of time since I started this blog! If you find a longer stretch of time, just let me know and you’ll win some sort of prize. Seriously, I’m cleaning house over here. Never know what I might send you. I’ll have Jack autograph it of course, unless it’s perishable…

Jack: Awwwww this front tooth is sooo smooth! It’s a butter tooth! Here feel it.

me: Um, I believe you…

Jack: No you gotta lick it to see how smooth it is

me: I’m good. No thanks.

Jack: But you will never see how smooth it is.

me: It’s your little secret then.

Jack: Can I have a drink of water?

me: You just had one. I don’t want any accidents tonight.

Jack: But I’m like totally dehydrated and might start over hyperventilating!! (he clutches his throat)

me: I think you’re fine actually.

Jack: ACTually, it’s way worse to be dehydrated than to have a wet bed, so I think I should have the drink. Would you rather me die all dried out, or be alive enough to wet my bed.

me: Fine. (I get the water)

Jack: If I tell you things that way, you find it very hard to resist me.

me: Ha! Okay, goodnight mister.

Jack: Wait. One more thing! Does a girl tell a boy she loves him first or does the boy say it first??!!

me: Oh no, we’re not getting into this tonight. Goodnight!

Jack: (peeved) I’ve worried about this for years, so I guess I’ll just have to worry a lot longer!

me: (making my escape…)


8 responses

  1. Pigeon Heart



    September 27, 2011 at 12:00 am

    • Why thank you!


      September 27, 2011 at 9:03 pm

  2. Sadly, I think normally it’s the girl who tells the boy first. And just HOW could you resist the tooth licking??? Urgh!


    September 27, 2011 at 4:37 am

    • Girls DO do all the work…sigh…But the tooth thing…You, my friend, are gross! 🙂 (Hee I said doo doo)


      September 27, 2011 at 9:06 pm

  3. He’s awesome!


    September 27, 2011 at 11:57 am

    • Thanks! We’ll keep him, ha ha!


      September 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm

  4. too funny as always…oh and the other day my husband and i were watching ‘mars needs moms’ and that little boy looked and reminded me of jack…then i looked at my husband and said ‘oh my i know our kids are going to be EXACTLY like this’ and he says ‘yup just like their dad’ i was like ‘great…now bring it on’ hehehe :0)


    September 27, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    • I totally HAVE to see that movie!!


      September 27, 2011 at 9:19 pm

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