Jack: Rain, Rain, Go Away, Come again some other day!
me: Wow it’s pouring out!
Jack: Hurry up and open the car door I’m getting soaked!
me: Stop pulling the handle while I click it Jack!
Jack: Hurry!
me: Stop!
Jack: Sheesh, can’t you ever get that right?
me: Me?? Have some patience, okay? I can’t believe it’s this cold AND raining. Ugh…
Jack: (singing) It’s raining it’s pouring, the old man is snoring, he went to bed and he killed his mom and she didn’t get up in the morning.
me: Huh?
Jack: Nothing.
me: Did you say something naughty?
Jack: Nope.
me: Because I definitely heard something.
Jack: Sorry.
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 
I think our kids would be great friends. Although, I do worry what would come out of their mouths when they were together. 🙂
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Amen to that!
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I am laughing and slightly fearing for you at the same time.
; )
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Yes, fear is a part of my everyday routine! LOL!
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I love these dialogues! Even though they are slightly worrisome…
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I would like for other moms to confirm that it’s not just MY kid saying these things. 🙂
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The Princess is a dawdler so I had to explain “bad guys” and tell her to hurry up before someone came and killed us. Traumatic, but it did do the trick!
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It’s our right as moms to use such “persuasive tactics”, I think.
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Oh my word! lol! that was just too funny!
Awesome blog by the way!
My twins are turning three in November and I am amazed at some of the sh*t that comes outta their mouths.
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Thank you! Oh boy, twins. I can’t even imagine!!!
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Hilarious! I don’t know how you do it without laughing!!!! Thanks for the smiles
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I realized very early on that you have to laugh. What’s the other option? Cry? I have to remember that I was exactly like this when I was his age. Minus the testosterone of course. 🙂
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I see a Metallica reference. The ” title “, did anybody catch that ?? Hey Debi, did you grip your pillow tight ?
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I didn’t even think of that. Ha ha. What don’t kill ya…
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