Don’t even THINK about it
I came home late Friday night from Russia. As is customary, I did my “walk through” of the house to see the damage. Two guys left alone for two weeks?? Ha ha! And damage I did see. Every surface was covered with books, toys, newspapers, leftover food, clothing in various stages of clean. There were bags of “stuff” all around, some groceries and supplies were still on the floor ready to be put away. I looked in the living room and saw pillows, blankets, and remnants of meals had in front of the TV. Hmmm. Then I looked at the front door.
I told you he’s like 80 years old. Maybe he’ll have a sign like this when he’s older: