I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Subaru Confessions part 3

Jack: I have this friend in my class that was adopted from Russia.

me: That’s interesting.

Jack: Maybe he’s from the place that you visited?

me: Maybe…

Jack: So even though he’s American now, he’s really Russian, right?

me: Right.

Jack: That’s probably why he’s so cranky.

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Jack: Hey! I just found a little pad back here from when I was in Las Vegas!

me: (raising my eyebrow in the rear view mirror) When were you in Las Vegas?

Jack: Oh, heh heh, I mean from when YOU were in Las Vegas.

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Jack: Jack fading!

me: You’re tired?

Jack: No, Jack just fading away.

me: So now you’re talking in the third person?

Jack: Jack says what?

me: Mommy not understanding.

Jack: Sigh…okay…What’s third person?

me: That’s better. Third person is when you talk about yourself using your name. First person is if you say “I don’t like this or I was doing that”.

Jack: What’s second person?

me: Uh… Oh look we’re home!

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me: …and then we have to stop at your doctor’s…

Jack: (interrupting) I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTORS WHY ARE WE GOING ARE THEY GIVING ME A SHOT!!! WAHHHHH!!!!

me: …sigh…so we can pick up a form…

Jack: Sniff. Oh.

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2 responses

  1. Haha, so funny! XD
    (and I am SO jealous of your Russia trip, it looked amazing!)

    November 2, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    • 🙂 Maybe lunch or dinner one of these days so we can catch up! I’m sure there’s LOTS of gossip. hee hee!

      November 2, 2011 at 9:54 pm

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