Subaru Confessions part 3
Jack: I have this friend in my class that was adopted from Russia.
me: That’s interesting.
Jack: Maybe he’s from the place that you visited?
Jack: So even though he’s American now, he’s really Russian, right?
Jack: That’s probably why he’s so cranky.
Jack: Hey! I just found a little pad back here from when I was in Las Vegas!
me: (raising my eyebrow in the rear view mirror) When were you in Las Vegas?
Jack: Oh, heh heh, I mean from when YOU were in Las Vegas.
Jack: Jack fading!
me: You’re tired?
Jack: No, Jack just fading away.
me: So now you’re talking in the third person?
Jack: Jack says what?
me: Mommy not understanding.
Jack: Sigh…okay…What’s third person?
me: That’s better. Third person is when you talk about yourself using your name. First person is if you say “I don’t like this or I was doing that”.
Jack: What’s second person?
me: Uh… Oh look we’re home!
me: …and then we have to stop at your doctor’s…
Jack: (interrupting) I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTORS WHY ARE WE GOING ARE THEY GIVING ME A SHOT!!! WAHHHHH!!!!
me: …sigh…so we can pick up a form…
Jack: Sniff. Oh.