Jack: What are my vocal cords made of?
me: Skin.
Jack: What’s skin made of?
me: Cells.
Jack: What are cells made of?
me: Molecules.
Jack: What are molecules made of?
me: Atoms.
Jack: What are atoms made of?
me: Energy.
Jack: What’s energy made of?
me: God.
Jack: What’s God made of?
me: Your vocal cords.
Jack: What are my … HEYYYY!!!!!
Sh*t My 17-Year-Old Says 
I thought I had reached the depths of hell with all the ‘Why?’ questions (that my little bilingual monster switched to “Warum?” when i eventually screamed that I could take no more), but are you telling me there’s EVEN more of this to come???
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It’s a new improved version of hell. One in which they consciously try to annoy you and smile the whole time. Until you stump the chump that is. 🙂
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Smart mom!
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Gotta always be one step ahead.
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