I had a dream!
But not in the Martin Luther King “making history” kind of way… Oh wait, his was “I HAVE a dream”. Sigh.
Jack: Oooooh, I had the BEST dream.
me: Cool! What was it about?
Jack: I’m not telling you.
me: Oh, sure, make it sound all exciting and then not tell me. Nice!
Jack: (doesn’t take the bait and walks away)
me: Heyyy, what was it about?
Jack: You’re not gonna know.
me: Was it good?
me: Was it about me?
me: What was it about?
Jack: (looks at me like I’ve grown another head) Really?
me: Yeah yeah, keep it to yourself. I get it.
Jack: It was about Dad, so he gets to hear it.
me: Okay. So what did you guys do? (I’m a little thick…)
Jack: I said I’m NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. And now you’ve gone too far Mom.