Jack: A fully functioning remote controlled tank with real fire power? I NEEEEEED that…
me: Oh I’m sure that’s happening.
Jack: (not listening to me, still reading) …cuddle with the undead… EWWWW!
me: What the heck product is that?
Jack: Shhh, I’m reading.
me: Sigh.
Jack: The monkey is holding my EXACT 6-shooter. Sweet.
me: What monkey? The cartoon?
Jack: (ignores me)
me: (changing the subject) Hey, your water bottle is still full here. What did you drink all day?
Jack: I drank DRANKS, whaddya think?
me: (stifling laughter)
Jack: (finally looks up annoyed) I mean DRINKS. Whatever. (tosses the magazine and leaves the room)
me: Sheesh, what a grump.
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 
Hey you were breaking his consintration…sheesh how about some consideration here…hehehe :0)
I wonder what Jack is going to think when he reads these when he is older. :0)
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I’ve been asked that a lot. I hope he laughs and treasures it forever!
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