What I hope to do when I grow up.
This can’t be about me because I refuse to grow up.
Jack: Mom, can I take sharp-shooter lessons when I get older?
Jack: Whooaaaahhh…cool thanks.
Me: When you’re old enough to make your own decisions… Then yes.
Jack: You’re the best mom.
Me: That’s the word on the street…
Jack: What about hang gliding?
Me: When you’re older you can definitely do that. Why do you want to hang glide?
Jack: Because you float above EVERYthing. But wait, I heard that they sometimes break, and I don’t want to get hurt or anything. Let’s stick with sharp shooter. That’s much safer!