I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Subaru Confessions part 4

Jack: Do you know that girl we saw at the library?

me: Yeahhh…?

Jack: Well… you know…

me: List?

Jack: Nooooo! Well yeah.

me: She’s like 20.

Jack: What’s that got to do with anything?


Jack: Can we listen to Na na na na?

me: I kind of have a headache, plus it’s foggy out.

Jack: What’s that have to do with anything?

me: It means I can’t concentrate.

Jack: Can I listen to Another One Bites the Dust?

me: Ugh, shush. Just let me drive for a minute. I can’t see anything.

Jack: It’s spooky out!

me: Yeah…

Jack: (now off on a mission in his head, he starts shouting) Roger that! 10-9-8-7…!

me: Heyyy, keep it down a bit okay?

Jack: But if I keep it down then the mission will fail!!!

me: Just…sigh…quieter. You’re yelling.

Jack: WhatEVER!

me: Hey, stop with the loudness!

Jack: I’m not being loud. Now I’m being rude!


Jack: Hey why did you turn that corner so fast??

me: It wasn’t that fast. Stuff normally falls off the seat …

Jack: I’m gonna tell Dad that you drive like a lunatic.

me: Yeah, try it.

Jack: Geez. Way to threaten your own kid without threatening him.




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    December 22, 2011 at 7:49 pm

    • Cool beans! Thank you!


      December 22, 2011 at 11:13 pm

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