I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Monday Randomzzz

Jack: Does the Navy still use swords to fight?

me: I don’t think so…firearms probably.

Jack: (ponders) But someone in our family was in the Civil War probably, right?

me: Um, maybe but I doubt it.

Jack: Oh. (He waggles his tongue at me)

me: What are you doing??

Jack: This is how the people were kissing on the Blink 182 video that Dad let me watch. Can we try?

me: No! (Grrrr! Remind me to kill his Dad!)

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2 responses

  1. Hahaha uhoh there’s a whole new can of worms!

    January 3, 2012 at 11:08 am

    • Man, this sh*t never ends! No one told me this part of parenting…I just checked the manual!!!!

      January 3, 2012 at 9:03 pm

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