Jack: Does the Navy still use swords to fight?
me: I don’t think so…firearms probably.
Jack: (ponders) But someone in our family was in the Civil War probably, right?
me: Um, maybe but I doubt it.
Jack: Oh. (He waggles his tongue at me)
me: What are you doing??
Jack: This is how the people were kissing on the Blink 182 video that Dad let me watch. Can we try?
me: No! (Grrrr! Remind me to kill his Dad!)