“I want a cute baby jaguar as a pet.”
“A fart equals Gas Airlock Disposal.”
“You’re gonna bout to fall 50 hundred feet!”
“You are griping CRAZY!”
“That’s a whole nuther way to play this 3DS.”
“I’m sad you ignore my attempts to be Chewbacca.”
“If I ‘yes-Mom’ you enough, does that mean I can buy anything I want?”
“You’re office is really cool. But why is everyone nuts?”
“I spilled my milk at school and then cried. You told me NEVER to do that!”
Sh*t My 18-Year-Old Says 
I want a baby jaguar as a pet too!
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Insanity!!!! But they are cute, eh?
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Did you tell him it’s okay that he cried as long as it was not OVER the milk he spilled?
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Hahahahahaaaa!!!!! Of course I didn’t.
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Lucky you.
When my son was little his 2 dream pets were a komodo dragon or an albino spitting cobra.
I thought the zoos and discovery channel would help me but noooo!
LOL
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Hahaha! Boys… (shaking my head)
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