I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

9 things I heard from Jack today…

“I want a cute baby jaguar as a pet.”

“A fart equals Gas Airlock Disposal.”

“You’re gonna bout to fall 50 hundred feet!”

“You are griping CRAZY!”

“That’s a whole nuther way to play this 3DS.”

“I’m sad you ignore my attempts to be Chewbacca.”

“If I ‘yes-Mom’ you enough, does that mean I can buy anything I want?”

“You’re office is really cool. But why is everyone nuts?”

“I spilled my milk at school and then cried. You told me NEVER to do that!”

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6 responses

  1. I want a baby jaguar as a pet too!

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    January 5, 2012 at 1:18 am

    • Insanity!!!! But they are cute, eh?

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      January 6, 2012 at 12:00 am

  2. Did you tell him it’s okay that he cried as long as it was not OVER the milk he spilled?

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    January 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    • Hahahahahaaaa!!!!! Of course I didn’t.

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      January 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

  3. Lucky you.
    When my son was little his 2 dream pets were a komodo dragon or an albino spitting cobra.
    I thought the zoos and discovery channel would help me but noooo!

    LOL

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    January 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    • Hahaha! Boys… (shaking my head)

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      January 8, 2012 at 7:37 am

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