One-liner of the day

Kind of a one-liner rant. Jack and I were on the way to movie night at his school.

Jack: Well if we get there and my friends aren’t there yet or if you make me sit down when everyone else is running OR if the projector breaks and there are no good snacks and we don’t win the raffle, then I’m saying right now that this is a WASTE OF A CAR RIDE!!

Btw, ALL of those things happened.