I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Would you call this spoiled?

Jack: Will you rub my back before bed?

me: Of course!

Jack: And my hair?

me: Totally. We can read a story and I’ll give you a little massage.

Jack: Awesome! Can I have a snack in bed??

me: No, this isn’t a day spa…

Jack: You can give me sips of water while you read and massage me. hahahaha!

me: Very funny. Even though you think I’m your slave, I’m not…

Jack: Remember, all moms are slaves.

me: Yeah…pffft…

Jack: Okay so start massaging! How about my feet?

me: Sure. Give me the little hooves…

Jack: Ahhh this is the life. Where’s the story?

me: I can’t massage your feet and hold a book, now can I? I was being a little ambitious. (I massage him for a bit)

Jack: (yawning) Jack getting sleepy.

me: Good. Have a good night sweetie…(I make motions to start leaving)

Jack: HEY LADY! I PAID FOR 2O MINUTES AND THIS WAS ONLY 10. WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL???

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6 responses

  1. Too funny! Jack cracks me up. Where does he even come up with this stuff? Keep doing what you’re doing, he seems to be such a great kid.

    January 17, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    • Thanks! I’m thinking at this rate I must have to run out of material. But then he wakes up and starts talking sh*t. LOL!

      January 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm

  2. I am certain that my life was dreadfully boring before I had kids! Jack is a keeper, for sure!

    January 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    • So true. I mean, what did I DO with myself??? I can’t even remember. Oh yeah…sleep… haha!

      January 17, 2012 at 10:30 pm

  3. Sounds like the voice of experience there…

    January 17, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    • I think all men have this particular inner voice. Sigh…

      January 17, 2012 at 10:30 pm

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