Jack: Will you rub my back before bed?
me: Of course!
Jack: And my hair?
me: Totally. We can read a story and I’ll give you a little massage.
Jack: Awesome! Can I have a snack in bed??
me: No, this isn’t a day spa…
Jack: You can give me sips of water while you read and massage me. hahahaha!
me: Very funny. Even though you think I’m your slave, I’m not…
Jack: Remember, all moms are slaves.
Jack: Okay so start massaging! How about my feet?
me: Sure. Give me the little hooves…
Jack: Ahhh this is the life. Where’s the story?
me: I can’t massage your feet and hold a book, now can I? I was being a little ambitious. (I massage him for a bit)
Jack: (yawning) Jack getting sleepy.
me: Good. Have a good night sweetie…(I make motions to start leaving)
Jack: HEY LADY! I PAID FOR 2O MINUTES AND THIS WAS ONLY 10. WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL???
6 thoughts on “Would you call this spoiled?”
Too funny! Jack cracks me up. Where does he even come up with this stuff? Keep doing what you’re doing, he seems to be such a great kid.
Thanks! I’m thinking at this rate I must have to run out of material. But then he wakes up and starts talking sh*t. LOL!
I am certain that my life was dreadfully boring before I had kids! Jack is a keeper, for sure!
So true. I mean, what did I DO with myself??? I can’t even remember. Oh yeah…sleep… haha!
Sounds like the voice of experience there…
I think all men have this particular inner voice. Sigh…