I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.


Jack: Mom, we have a SITCHEWATESHUN!

me: Why are you saying it like that with your eyes all bugged out?

Jack: Because I’m stressing that it’s a big SITCHEWATESHUN!

me: Okayyyyy… What’s going on?

Jack: Can you ever get an EX divorce?

me: (uh oh) Huh???

Jack: Like to cancel the divorce?

me: Is that what you’re thinking about? You want Mommy and Daddy to be together?

Jack: Only because you’re being nicer to each other.

me: (we are??) Ohhh, well it’s still a decision we’re sticking to sweetie, but I’m glad you think we’re being nicer. We want to be nicer for you so you’ll be happy.

Jack: Oh… (nothing more gets said)

(later, after we talked to his Dad on the phone, and my side of the conversation was perhaps NOT so nice)

Jack: You know, nevermind. The situation is over.

me: What now? The ex-divorce thing?

Jack: You and Daddy are still cranky so I think you made the right choice. Now can we stop talking about it?

me: (!)



6 responses

  1. kpchicken

    Kids have the best perspective on SIT-CHEW-ATE-SHUNS like this!


    January 22, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    • Yeah they do!!


      January 23, 2012 at 10:53 pm

  2. I love that – an Ex-Divorce!


    January 22, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    • I remember being afraid to even ask what that meant!


      January 23, 2012 at 10:54 pm

  3. My 6 year old daughter still calls the remote the Ba Note? “Momma, where’s the Ba Note?” Re: sneezes both my 6 & 8 year old say “That always happens when I bless you” instead of sneeze. So cute.

    Lake Forest, CA


    January 23, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    • How stinking cute!!! And love your blog title btw… also stinking cute!


      January 24, 2012 at 11:00 pm

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