me: Wow, where did I get such a handsome boy? (I usually ask that when I’m fixing Jack’s hair)
Jack: You said you made me so that’s where.
me: Right… You are looking good! Once I put this stuff in your hair you’ll have all the girls chasing you around.
Jack: Mommmmmm… (he acts disgusted but then straightens out) Wait…why are they gonna chase me around?
me: Because you’ll look so handsome and they’ll want to be around you.
Jack: But what exactly will they want? (he’s all business now)
me: Oh I don’t know, maybe a smooch?
me: I know I know…I’m just kidding.
Jack: (cuts me off) Wait, tell me that part again how they will want to kiss me.
(I’ve created a monster…now he fixes his hair just so every morning…)