I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Did we think the sh*t would stop at 7?

I think he’s ramping up. Fast track to 25, trapped in a 4-foot body with a big mouth. Whoops did I say that out loud? I know I know he gets the mouth from me. But am I really that … sarcastic? Me? I mean really, come ON! Oh yeah I’m totally sarcastic…pfffttt…not.

me: Do you want waffles and whipped cream again?

Jack: Until we run out that’s what I want every day!

me: Well it’s your birthday week so we can manage that. (I put two on his plate and pile em high with whipped cream)

Jack: (just looks at me)

me: What? Eat.

Jack: (holds up a waffle and clears his throat)

me: You’re not getting another candle if that’s what you’re hinting at.

Jack: And exactly HOW am I supposed to eat these?

me: With your mouth??

Jack: Mom equals get equals me equals fork.

me: Oh nice. How about asking the right way.

Jack: Did you understand me or not?

me: (warning look)

Jack: Puhleeaasssseeeee.

me: I just want you to speak politely to me.

Jack: Talking politely. Yeah. That’s not one of my strong points.

 

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8 responses

  1. Haha! I like that kid. He will go far in life.

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    January 27, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    • Is that a boy thing? I mean, do they all have to sound so smug and haughty? Sheesh. I guess I’ll keep him. 🙂

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      January 27, 2012 at 10:03 pm

  2. Oh, no. If this is seven, eight years is going to be a real humdinger, I have a feeling!

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    January 27, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    • And I think you might be right! :O

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      January 28, 2012 at 8:12 pm

  3. I don’t know… I might have pulled the ole’ spoiled whip cream joke. You know — ask him to smell it to see if it’s bad, then smoosh it in his face and grin wildly 🙂 Then he can have his fork, hehe

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    January 28, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    • hahaha! Can I use you as a consultant? I seriously would have done that if I had thought of it. I’m such a nice Mommy…

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      January 28, 2012 at 8:13 pm

  4. I like waffles and whipped cream too. I would like strawberries with mine. And a fork. Please. =)

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    January 29, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    • I should really be more on top of the utensils. I know. Completely my fault.

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      January 30, 2012 at 5:57 pm

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