Jack: Here’s a note. Can you just sign it without reading it?
me: Yeah right. Gimme that. (I take the yellow sticky note out of Jack’s hand and read the tiny printing) “An excuse to get out of the next 10 1/2 years of school. Please sign here.”
Jack: Heh heh…Whaaattt???
me: Really?
Jack: Sigh. I guess not.
me: Nice try though.
Jack: Oh that’s a big help.
Sh*t My 18-Year-Old Says 