Jack: Hey Steven!
me: Steven??
Jack: Oh, haha, I mean Hey Mom!
me: Sheesh…
Jack: Me and Steven made a list of our arch enemies numbers 38 through 47.
me: Oh really?
Jack: Yeah. I already know who number 48 is gonna be.
me: Okay, who?
Jack: Mr. Chop Chop.
me: Who? Isn’t that a restaurant…(I seem to remember something like that in Vegas…)
Jack: We don’t talk about arch enemies Mom! Hey, nice way to blow through that stop sign. I’m telling Dad!
me: You’re telling your dad about me blowing through a stop sign, which I did not, and you’re worried about arch enemies?? Funn-EE. You better worry about your mom instead.
Jack: And number 49 is Mom.
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 
He is so quick with his comebacks. I wish I was that quick. 🙂
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I don’t think I’ve ever been that quick either. Damn!
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That’s a lot of nemesises. Nemisi? Stupid underlining red thingie. Anyway, that’s a lot of arch-enemies. Is Jack enrolled in Martial Arts? Cause they always know how to fight, those baddies!
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Nemisi makes me totally crack up. HA! I wonder what the names are of all those… nemisiszzz… he has.
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