Jack: Hey Mom can you drive me to school and pick me up for a few days?
me: You don’t want to take the bus?
Jack: Noooo…I just need a little break…heh heh
me: What happened on the bus?
Jack: Why do you think something happened on the bus!??
me: Gee, I don’t know. Just a hunch.
Jack: I didn’t get written up!!
me: What!? What are you saying?
Jack: The principal isn’t involved Mom so don’t keep asking!
me: Sigh… So you want a ride just because. No problems?
Jack: Uh, no! Steven and I didn’t even fight!! I mean… I just want to be with you…
me: Yeah right…