Jack: Mom, am I German?
me: Part…
Jack: Are you?
me: No
Jack: How is that even possible!?
me: You have Daddy’s German part but I don’t have any German part. You have my Russian part and some other parts from both of us…
Jack: Woahhhh, so in World War II I could have totally fought against great grandpa Adam when the Germans attacked London!!!
me: (???) Uh…I guess? Where did you…? Sigh. Never mind.
(anyone else love King Rat??)
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