I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

I can’t breathe

Jack: What’s that noise?

me: Look over there. They’re cutting that tree down.

Jack: I’m having trouble breathing.

me: Really? Why?

Jack: Hellooo, less oxygen!

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