Jack: What’s that noise?
me: Look over there. They’re cutting that tree down.
Jack: I’m having trouble breathing.
me: Really? Why?
Jack: Hellooo, less oxygen!
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!
Jack: What’s that noise?
me: Look over there. They’re cutting that tree down.
Jack: I’m having trouble breathing.
me: Really? Why?
Jack: Hellooo, less oxygen!