Jack: Why does Sheldon use such lame descriptions for everything?
me: You think there’s a better way for him to explain things?
Jack: Uhhh of course! He’s like not REALLY saying those things. He’s just remembering them.
me: You’re right you know. This is just a make-believe show, so they’re just acting.
Jack: But he’s still saying things very lame.
me: Lame how?
Jack: Lame in the LAMEST way of course! Sheesh!
Jack: But he’s still funny and he has Star Wars sheets, so that’s awesome.