me: Did the bug spray work?
Jack: I don’t know.
me: (Sigh) Are the bugs all in your face?
Jack: No, but you are.
You’re lucky you’re cute.
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!
me: Did the bug spray work?
Jack: I don’t know.
me: (Sigh) Are the bugs all in your face?
Jack: No, but you are.
Sh*t My 18-Year-Old Says 