Jack: Try and guess the 4 favorite things of boys!
me: Let me see… Number 1 would be girls
Jack: You’re right
me: Number 2…food!
Jack: Yes! You’re good!
me: I know boys. So number 3 would be sleep I guess.
Jack: That’s a good one too
me: And 4 would be cars. (I was feeling pretty confident)
Jack: Completely wrong! It’s beating your last high score on a video game.
me: Oh, didn’t think of that, hmmm…
Jack: Can I play one?
me: Sure. Just not a shooting game.
Jack: They’re ALL shooting games!
me: I don’t like shooting at people…how’s that?
Jack: Okay… (he gets on the computer and I check on him a few minutes later)
me: Hey what’s this? I said no people. What are you shooting at?
Jack: The “unfortunate”.
me: I don’t think I like this.
Jack: But it’s the game and it’s all cartoonish people! You’re trying to ruin the number 4 favorite thing aren’t you. Sigh…