I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

Whatever it takes to get away from the table

Jack: Can I go to the bathroom?

me: Are you done eating?

Jack: Yes.

me: Okay go ahead.

Jack: (comes back laughing)

me: What??

Jack: This bathroom trick has been working for the last 3 weeks now.

me: What bathroom trick?

Jack: You always let me leave the table when I need the bathroom. But other times I have to sit here and eat one more vegetable or something dumb SORRY! like that…

me: Nice. How about you just eat what I make and then leave when you’re done. Does there always need to be a trick involved?

Jack: When you have a Mom that makes bad, I mean uhhh not that great dinners then yes.

me: Grrrrr…

 

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