Jack: Can I go to the bathroom?
me: Are you done eating?
me: Okay go ahead.
Jack: (comes back laughing)
Jack: This bathroom trick has been working for the last 3 weeks now.
me: What bathroom trick?
Jack: You always let me leave the table when I need the bathroom. But other times I have to sit here and eat one more vegetable or something dumb SORRY! like that…
me: Nice. How about you just eat what I make and then leave when you’re done. Does there always need to be a trick involved?
Jack: When you have a Mom that makes bad, I mean uhhh not that great dinners then yes.