I couldn't possibly make this sh*t up.

What you get when you have a boy

Jack: (jumps into the car, throws his backpack across the seat) Got a snack? I’m HUNGRY!!

me: How about hello?

Jack: Listen, I’m hungry and I want a snack NOW! Got it?

me: Ha…that’s gonna get you real far. Manners? Saying please? And lose the tone!

Jack: Well what do you expect when you have a 7-YEAR-OLD BOY?? And I am stressing the word “BOY”!

me: I’m stressing that word also.

Jack: (stops his rant) Heyyyyy! I’m detecting SARCASM!

 

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