Jack: (jumps into the car, throws his backpack across the seat) Got a snack? I’m HUNGRY!!
me: How about hello?
Jack: Listen, I’m hungry and I want a snack NOW! Got it?
me: Ha…that’s gonna get you real far. Manners? Saying please? And lose the tone!
Jack: Well what do you expect when you have a 7-YEAR-OLD BOY?? And I am stressing the word “BOY”!
me: I’m stressing that word also.
Jack: (stops his rant) Heyyyyy! I’m detecting SARCASM!