How not to get killed in 3rd grade
me: (unpacking Jack’s backpack after school) Hey, did you use this water bottle at all? It’s still full.
Jack: Uh NOOOOO! You packed a TOY Story water bottle. How embarrassing! I would rather dehydrate.
me: You know, I thought of that as I packed it, but we were in a hurry. Sorry sweetie. I’ll only use generic water bottles ok?
Jack: Well, the Toy Story one is okay for home, you know?
me: I know. Did you eat your applesauce?
Jack: Oh yeah, how about not packing the MOST embarrassing spoon of all! I was picked on by the WORST kid in my class because of it.
me: What? I just gave you the small metal and green spoon.
Jack: Look closely. It has tiny reindeer on it.
me: Hahahahaha! Sorry, I didn’t know.
Jack: (not smiling) Are you trying to get me killed, or do you just hate me.
This entry was posted on September 27, 2012 by DN. It was filed under School and was tagged with 3rd grade, 7 year old, embarrasing, humor, tiny reindeer, Toy story, trying to get me killed, water bottle, worst kid in the class.